Sophy Jones

blogging

2011-09-13T23:11:00.000-07:00

I haven't blogged in so long, and I doubt anyone even looks at this anymore. HI GUYS, ITS STILL HERE. DW.

i'm going to try to start up again, because I dunno - I liked it. haha.

I'm blonde again, as most people would know which is making me the happiest girl evs. I'm also coming up to my 1yr with Lloydums, also super happy. He's cute. N stuff.

i don't have anything else to say. I'm going to upload some photos of somethings at some stage, I guess. Just letting you know i'm here.

xS.

HOT or NOT?

2011-06-08T20:49:00.000-07:00

Does everyone know that site www.hotornot.com?

I've been fucking around with it at work because I have nothing else to do and it really annoys me.

Firstly, there is NO ONE on that website with a rating under 9. So you have to kind of ignore the first half of the rating so someone rated a "9.7" is ACTUALLY about a "7". This internal switch I have to do annoys me.

Secondly, the website is full of heinous vanity shots of girls with their tits out hoping that that will give them a higher rating.

Thirdly, this doesn't so much annoy me but - the ratings of these people really says something about the demographic of the website. A balding, 45ish man, in a firefighters outfit - 9.9! NINE POINT NINE. SERIOUSLY?

Lastly, you have to pay to do anything fun. Who wants to pay to rate people? You can do that on the fucking street for god's sake. And I think I will do just that.

xS.

2011-05-19T02:37:00.001-07:00

playing with my new cameraaa :D

juicy

2011-05-09T22:30:00.000-07:00

Okay, my boss and I have been thinking.

Who the FUCK (with bad taste) decided juicy couture was going to be expensive and worn by stars (other than jLO? Don't get me wrong, I like her but no.)

Um...

2011-05-04T04:57:00.001-07:00

Why is everyone so grumpy this week?

I'm including myself in this because I've been throwing hissy fits on the regular. But Lucy is upset, and Lloyd is just being super weird - is anyone else feeling super weird? I don't understand it, but I wish people would be normal again.

xS.

jevas

2011-04-16T03:54:00.001-07:00

we're going to go see Scre4m.

CYA

xS.

bitches ain't shit

2011-04-15T02:32:00.000-07:00

so, eventful day.
interned all day, ANNIHILATED my feet in clogs. anything for fashion etc etc. then spent 3 hours taking old look books up and down 4 flights of stairs to the trash. so THAT was certainly a workout.
to be honest, not EXACTLY what i expected but, pretty good actually. forgot how awesome you can feel after a workout. i felt so good that i'm going out tonight, which i'd totally NOT been feeling.

anyways, i got a couple of pretty funny voicemails today.
the first one was from a melbourne area code and was about 2 minutes of an elderly woman speaking in spanish.
the second was from a friend's girlfriend asking me not to send an "x" at the end of my messages anymore.
This made me laugh. Particularly because she was speaking in such a threatening tone - yet not actually succeeding in making a threat.
I texted lol and sorry, to which she replied it wasn't a laughing matter. Texted back and forth a couple more times and ended in her going "karma's a bitch you'll get what you've been dishing".
I'll get x's on the end of text messages from people who have no romantic interest in me? Seriously?
Doesn't sound like such brutal punishment.

I kinda get where she's coming from. I mean, girls have sent my boyfriend messages with an "x" at the end and yeah, whatever it's kind of annoying, but whatevs. NEVER would i think of calling the girl about an X at the end of the message and threaten her. EVER. Like if they said "i wanna blow you so bad, fuck i wish you didn't have a girlfriend god.. i'm so in love with you. jut leave her for me! you know you want to!"
then i'd call her.
i'd probably have a stern word to him too, but i'd call her.

Anyways, the last message i'd sent my friend was asking if i could come over with my boyfriend. blatantly nothing sexual or "i have an interest in you ;) xoxoxoxox"

Some girls are fuckin' nutjobs.

tl;dr some girl had a go at me for sending her boyfriend/my friend a text that ended in "x". RELAX. I have my own boyfriend.

xS.

2011-04-12T20:51:00.001-07:00

alexa chung. topless and bleeding. awesome.

stats

2011-04-12T19:44:00.000-07:00

been reading my stats on blogger (did not know they existed!) apparently 4 people from slovenia have viewed my blog today.

HI YOU GUYS :)

xS.

the french

2011-04-12T19:25:00.000-07:00

working in an area full of tourists (bondi junction) i meet a LOT of funny people. a french woman came in today who just tops it all.

well, actually she came in 6 weeks ago for her first treatment.
then she came in to book another one yesterday, under a different name.
let's call her Anna.

my boss and I were chatting to her, and we both recognised her because she'd been in prior. she said her 'friend' told her that for first time client specials she can 'ave ze treatment for 'alf price.

We asked for her surname and when it wasn't found in the system we agreed that she must be new and maybe looked ridiculously like an existing client. And then she left her first name and number with us. When we entered it into the system it said "a client with this name and number already exists. keep this client or replace existing?"

She just came in for her treatment then, and paid 'alf price. She walks in and my boss goes "I just wanted to check, we have a file with the same name and number... is this you?" and shows Anna the file. Anna says "no, i gave you a different last name".

On her new form, she had SCRATCHED OUT where she wrote her name in the first place because, upon our closer inspection, it matches perfectly the writing on the existing file with the different last name. The mobile phone numbers were the same. She had left her address out and included a different e-mail.

She'd also made herself younger by 2 years.

Anna whateveryourlastnameis, you are absolutely hilarious.

xS.

sex chats with lucy

2011-04-11T05:00:00.000-07:00

i spend 15 minutes nodding and choking myself, they spend 5 minutes lying there kissing box and then they're like
"oh, my mouth hurts"
its like
BABE I ALMOST THREW UP ON YOUR DICK LIKE 8 TIMES
AND I HAVE A PUBE IN MY TEETH
AND MY FOREARMS AND BICEPS HURT
SHUTUP AND KEEP GOING

loving

2011-04-05T01:30:00.000-07:00

So, while desperately trying to kill time before the end of work, I asked my friend Adam a question.

I said "Adam, what is it about your girlfriend that makes you go 'this girl is badass, i love her'?"

He said he didn't know, but then he brought up his theory - that men and women experience love in a completely different way to one another.

"my theory is based on, how could two people who are so different from each other have the same feeling for each other?
i don't think they do, they just perceive that feeling as "love"
but you know... whatever"

He started this theory off by saying he loves his girlfriend because she's cool, and dependant.
I'd always thought dependant was a bad thing - but Adam seems to think its good, because men by nature - are nurturers. This is also true from what I've noticed. It's extremely rare to find a guy that doesn't love to take at least a little bit of care of his girlfriend, and be the protecter, the provider.

Thinking about this made me think about romance novels.
I'm an addict.
I have a growing collection of the trashiest novels written by single women, about single women (mostly in either New York or London - go figure) trying to find love and everything working out for them. For a while these kind of made me jealous, in a weird way. I mean, here are these girls finding love around turns and twists with these perfect guys who bring over bunches of flowers every day and write them love letters and reject free football game tickets for them.

Love like this, is very improbable if not impossible.
Why? Because these books are written by women. Their knight in shining armour, is actually thinking like a woman. Do you see what I mean?

xS.

thanks

2011-04-03T04:00:00.001-07:00

Thanks are in order to my bros, who have all put up with me through an emotional week. and physically violent (not against them).

So, to my bros - thanks for standing by me and having my back, and putting up with me while i screamed and threw my phone against various solid objects. You're all lovely and I'm incredibly happy to have you in my life.

<3 love you.

xS.

seperate

2011-03-23T16:50:00.000-07:00

I'm feeling ridiculously isolated withouth my phone.

On one hand it'd kind of refreshing, on the other hand - fuck me it's annoying. I had all these plans for this weekend too, and I have no way of contacting my friends :(

So - SARAH if you read this, please call my home phone / work phone / mother's phone and get in contact with me because you're silly and don't have a facebook.

MEGHAN if you read this please do above, or just reply to my facebook message please.

I really wanted to delete my facebook too, but I've had to settle for making everything private. Very annoying. I'll just delete it when I get my phone back.

It's fucking nuked. It's stuck in an endless cycle of rebooting itself. Not so much now because I let it do that until it's battery ran flat but still. It's so annoying. Anyone who knows me will vouch for how addicted I am to my phone and poof! Gone.

xS.

dreaming

2011-03-14T17:16:00.000-07:00

i've had some pretty wild dreams lately.
the other night, i woke up from a nightmare in the most typical fashion - you know, the whole suddenly sitting up, panting, sweating, disoriented feeling. i'd been dreaming of the rapture. nothing bad ACTUALLY happened, but it was terrifying.

i was just on the street with a few friends, and i was talking to my boyfriend, and suddenly it got really really windy and the sky covered up with cloud. we were still talking when i noticed people walking past me towards something in a sort of petrified trance. i turned around and followed the people, and looked up. the sky was being sucked into some sort of a vortex. everything in the sky. all the clouds, all the stars, even the moon disappeared all into one point, and then the sky was black. we still had light from street lamps, but everything in the sky was gone. everything.

and then this sort of, huge projection started happening accross it. and i mean the WHOLE sky had this bizzarre projection. famous catholic images (mostly from the renessance) were appearing on the sky. and then (much in the style of the 'born this way' video clip) they started doing that weird butterfly/kalaediscope thing. all these images being horribly distorted. the only one that wasn't distorted was the last image i remember seeing and it was the painting of the last supper.

since then i've kind of been scared of looking at the night sky in case it happens, i know it wont - but it was a horrible feeling. the feelig was more of what freaked me out than anything else i think. just half knowing what was happening, and half not having a clue at all. and then there was the dread of myself not being christian so just waiting for what was going to happen.

it doesn't sound that scary, but it was probably the worst nightmare i've ever had. i woke up from it at about 5.30 and didn't get to sleep until 7.

i messaged said boyfriend and to my surprise he was still out drinking, in true lloyd style, at a 24 hour pub on Oxford st. well done baby.

Anyways, last night i had a much better one.
I was at a 'walking with dinosaurs' theme park (awesome already). I was with my boss and we were in the gift store and i decided i wanted to be blonde. so she mentioned that happily enough the gift store sold this new hair foam stuff, and that she was qualified to apply it. anyways, she applied it, and it got all in my eyes and was very uncomfortable and then i had blonde hair. also, she knew the gift store owner - and the gift store also sold baby turtles! so she gave me a couple of baby turtles and a giant class container backpack for them. the turtles cost $445 each, so i was very happy to have two for free. They were tiny. Probably about the size of my fingernail, and definately the cutest thing i've ever seen.

then we went and saw robotic dinosaurs fight each other.

tl;dr - dreams are whack.

xS.

just enabled

2011-03-07T22:16:00.001-08:00

advertising on my blog, you should probably all click them.

i'm not gathering why its all dating for singles and meet singles etc.

Where have i ever mentioned such items, other than this post, previously?

CRAZYTOWN.

xS.

2011-03-07T01:56:00.000-08:00

everything in this world is about sex. except sex.

sex is about power.

2011-02-25T00:48:00.000-08:00

<3 <3

fridays

2011-02-25T00:46:00.000-08:00

eurghh

2011-02-25T00:41:00.000-08:00

it's kind of fucked up that you comment on everyone else's shit except mine but whatever. it's the internet.

i'm so sick of short hair

2011-02-24T23:04:00.000-08:00

dont any of you ever cut your hair short unless you know you hate it long. i HATE my short hair now, eurgh i look so fat with it and its awful. just did an updo for the first time in so long and you dont even want to KNOW how many bobby pins are in my hair right now trying to vaguely make it look like it's long.

fuck this, i'm getting extensions.

also

2011-02-21T01:19:00.001-08:00

lol 69 followers.

2011-02-21T01:18:00.001-08:00

banana pie is what i just named my blackberry when i synced it, does that even exist?

just tried cleaning my room before, i got tired half way through though. still need to put away a whole bunch of clothes. I'm so tempted to just chuck them all out, i'm sick of them ALL. but to feel good from that i'd need to have enough money to buy more. so i'm losing weight / going to find a new agent and then hopefully model one well paying job so i can BUY some new goddamn clothes.

LIFE PLAN 101.

xS.

2011-02-21T01:01:00.000-08:00

i was under the impression this was my boyfriend's first photobooth. He'd lied.

valentines day

2011-02-14T15:53:00.000-08:00

i'm lucky to have such a romantic boyfriend.
he comes over, i cook chicken wraps, he eats all my jelly beans :)
we go back to his house and he says the most romantic things i've ever heard him say:

you're pretty, i love you, your hair smells like glen20.

such a charmer.

n__n love you, lloyd! xxxxxx

xS.

:)

2011-02-08T16:58:00.001-08:00

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happy

2011-02-08T16:12:00.001-08:00

okay, so after that last post everything kind of fell apart for a little while there. my uncle died, my boyfriend ignored me, and i got a stomach virus. but everything's picked up :)
my uncle had a beautiful funeral ceremony on friday. he was a jazz musician and the whole ceremony was devoted to the amazing life he lead. between being complimented on his skill by Louis Armstrong (the trumpeter not the astronaut) to playing for the ridiculously rich on a plane circling the south pole - he lived an amazing life. He'll be missed so much, by so many people. It was really bizarre being at the funeral and seeing all these people I'd never even met who'd been so touched by his music and his way of life. R.I.P Les xxx

As for the boyfriend, we sorted shit - and to be honest there wasn't much to sort, it was mostly me being drunk and over reacting to everything. Either way, I'm super happy and in love so nerhhhh.

and the stomach virus! anyone who knows me will vouch for the fact that when I say "i'm so hungry I could eat a horse" there's a large chance I would actually be able to (if it wasn't so disgusting and inhumane to even CONTEMPLATE eating a horse). For the past couple of weeks i've hardly eaten anything. the other night my dinner was half a sausage and a slice of tomato - says alot. finally got time to go to the doctor and get some antibiotics for it and I feel better than I have in a loooongg time. FYI this time was only got by passing out on my desk at work and having to get my ma to come pick me up. Ballsacks!

Anyways. That's all that's been going on. Just rambles. Ramble ramble ramble.

TL;DR - shit's good.

xS.

FUMING FUMING FUMING FUMING

2011-01-26T11:57:00.001-08:00

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!?!?

I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND.

YOU USED TO BE A LOT NICER TO ME / LESS OF A DOUCHEBAG.

is this just me...

2011-01-23T18:41:00.000-08:00

or do other people do this too?

every now and then when i've parked my car in a public place, i'll get in it and start driving home. halfway home i have a minor panic attack with the thought - what if i got in the wrong car?

i mean even the other day, I hopped in, MY cd's were playing, MY hair ties were in the door - it was very definitely MY car (well, my mum's technically but you get the point) and after about 5 minutes of driving i was just like, well FUCK what if its the wrong one? what if someone elaborately planted all my belongings in someone else's car as some sort of cruel joke?

it's totally plausible.
xS.

IAM

2011-01-21T22:59:00.000-08:00

easily jealous, passive aggressive, neurotic, paranoid and a wide variety of other bad traits. and at the moment, i'm not happy. someone get me too drunk to think, please.

here again

2011-01-18T16:19:00.000-08:00

at KL airport, after a nice flight. unfortunately, it was the short leg - and i'm fucking starving.

blogging now out of pure boredom, and I guess because I just had a holiday. in which we:

saw peaches (i cheersed with her, and we drank two drinks at the same time, together - it was pretty magical) (i also squeezed her barbie head nipple)

went to universal studios - where I went on my first proper rollercoaster...3 times. it was badass - the mummy ride. mostly in the dark but the roof lit on fire n shit and things popped out and you got sprayed with water and you went backwards and around really fast a couple of times, it was amaze.

went to SO many different malls!! they're everywhere! I think we went to at least 8 nike / adidas stores if not more. Takishimaya had a 3 storey LV store which blew my mind and made me super upset I'm not rich and famous.

Other than that, it was a lot of exploring foods i wouldn't normally explore, being paranoid about those foods, wandering, cheap cheap cheap taxis (we were in one for an hour $26 BOOYAH) and sleeping on a hello kitty matress in Lloyd's dad's hotel room wthout the hotel knowing (lest he have to pay $120 extra per night!!)

ill post some pics later, maybe. maybe not. i'll see how i'm feeling.

& lloyd bought me my christmas present - so now I have to figure out something for him. Probs a new era, we saw a badass one but it was a tiiiny bit too small ad now i can't find it anymore D:

xS.

greetings from KL

2011-01-10T05:26:00.000-08:00

after what was arguably the worst flight of my life.

surrounded by people throwing up / looking lie they were going to.

the woman in front of me was repeatedly bent over with her seatmate patting her back; the woman next to me was in and out of conciousness whilst clutching onto an airsickness bag; and the kid opposite me literally spent the entire flight with the bag around his mouth - i don't think he ever actually threw up but he was like, walking around with the bag under his mouth. it was weird, and disconcerting, and i didn't like it one bit.

i think it's not so much the people throwing up that bothers me - i mean, i can't smell it / see it / hear it (unless it's the person next to me so thank GOD that woman didn't throw up or all hell would have broken loose) - it's just knowing, that they think they might throw up.

I mean personally, whenever i travel i hide the bag because seeing it just makes me anxious straight away, whether i have any reason to be or not. it's awful. and the chick next to me just kept playing with it and it was like FOR FUCKS SAKE PLEASE JUST STOP - but that would be rude.

for those of ya'll who are reading and don't actually know me all that well - i have intense emetephobia, which is basically - if someone throws up in front of me, i won't throw up, i will have a panic attack, stop breathing, and pass out.

this has happened in places such as my house, oxford st, and a couple of dfferent hospitals i've had to be at.

it's fucking balls.

meanwhile, singapore in like. 2 hours. STOKED.

the guy who was ushering my shuttle bus (from one terminal to the other) winked at me. i think maybe my skirt is too short for malaysia.

all the houses i saw flying in looked like the houses you built in "the sims" before you discovered cheats. Very big, but not much substance. Tres weird.

THATS ALL FOR NOW.

Ciao

xS.

2011-01-04T13:37:00.001-08:00

so i survived my first night alone without being raped or robbed; and waking up on time for work.
i think the problem is going to be feeding myself because i'm very scared of cooking chicken, but it's all i want to eat. D:

xS.

sick of

2011-01-04T01:41:00.001-08:00

feeling like second rate, second choice. it's not fun hey.

i miss you

xS.

reminiscing

2011-01-03T21:50:00.001-08:00

too many men

love you heidi rock

xS.

ANTM

2010-12-29T20:34:00.001-08:00

the stylist on america's next top model should be shot, or in the very least fired. the outfits those girls have to wear are fucking disgusting. and trashy. and stupid. and unflattering.

xS.

( . Y . )

2010-12-29T18:46:00.000-08:00

never before have i complained about having (.) (.)
but now i'm finding myself self concious about (.) (.) and wishing i had (.Y.) at least, if not ( . Y . ) (okay maybe not that accentuated but you get my point).

i'm very frustrated.

xS.

my woman

2010-12-27T20:22:00.001-08:00

this is my woman. she's a hot piece of ass. matchin' lipstick!

xS.

boxing night

2010-12-27T17:40:00.000-08:00

L-R: pips, kalo, beans & me

home from work sick

2010-12-23T23:13:00.000-08:00

i don't think i've had a sick day in like a bajillion years. sitting at home watching skins all day, its very relaxing and i feel a lot better.

i'm not looking forward to christmas, it doesn't feel christmassy. we don't have a tree, we don't have any surprise gifts, and i'm not spending it with the one person who i really desperately want to. but i guess it is about family and i am seeing them :)

skins is god.

summary of my relationship

2010-12-22T16:58:00.000-08:00

me: baby, cha thinkin bout?
him: you
me: really?
him: nah. im thinking about what it would be like to be a gameshow host ... n__n
me: o___o

2010-12-20T16:38:00.000-08:00

chest hair is masculine.

sets

2010-12-20T16:26:00.000-08:00

After my boyfriend announcing that my undies were 'ugly' (c'mon they're plain white bonds. how ugly could they possibly be? gimme a break!) I went into serious underwear conciousness and decided to throw out like 90% of my undies, and buy new ones. In sets.

Is that too much to ask? Underwear that match your bra? Apparently so, unless you're willing to wear hot pink frilly booty shorts - which aren't exactly the most discreet underwear considering I mostly wear pretty form fitted cotton-jersey skirts.

I mean, seriously. How is it possible that the ONLY matching sets of bras & undies are fucking hideous, or black?? I have enough black underwear. I want some variety.

For example, they had a very cute pair of gingham knickers with purple bows on the side. NOWHERE in the store did they have a bra either in gingham, the same fabric, or even the same shade of purple. NO WHERE. how is this possible?

i'm sure it's not just me who likes my bras & underwear to be matching.
if anyone knows anywhere to get nice matching sets that aren't fluroescent or frilly, please - let me know.

xS.

sexy

2010-12-01T00:33:00.001-08:00

that's my sexxxxy boyfriend in L.A with his sexxxxy mustache. it's been 2 days since i last saw him and i miss him too much.
more than that, i miss kicking his ass in mortal combat vs DC on ps3. suck it, buttface.

xS.

note to boyfriend:

2010-11-17T17:07:00.000-08:00

you can officially delete this entire list off your "list of dates to take sophy on" (which i know you have). because these make me lose faith in humanity. jesus christ.

http://www.attractwomen.com.au/romantic_ideas_romantic_gifts_dating_places_romantic_tips_dating_love_activities_romance.html

they're awful.

xS.

ahhhh

2010-11-17T04:33:00.001-08:00

i spent all night feverishly sorting out my life tonight including external harddrives, finally uploading all my europe photos, and developing & scanning the last film camera i wasted through. here are pics!

gettin' ill

2010-11-11T17:56:00.000-08:00

and not the gang-ster kind. you know how i know this? there are some reasons. here they are:
1) im sniffly
2) i have a tendancy to only blog when i am in a bad mood for no good reason
3) i have a tendancy to be in a bad mood for no good reason when i'm getting sick
4) when in this mood, small this irritate me. small things are irritating me.
5) WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH PEOPLE HAVING THE SAME PROFILE PICTURE LIKE 40 DIFFERENT TIMES WITH MINOR VARIATIONS IN THE CROPPING? IM TRYING TO LURK YOU, AND ALL I'M GETTING IS THE SAME FACE...SAME OUTFIT... WITH A BIT OF YOUR BOOB SHOWING... HUP NOW THAT BITS GONE.

ITS REALLY ANNOYING.

xS.

2010-11-11T17:32:00.000-08:00

"try honking again. that should help."

dickheads.

nose pickin'

2010-11-11T17:06:00.000-08:00

So, I was sitting on the train this morning, and I saw some woman pick her nose. It made me think about someone's facebook status the other day, about your car not being an invisibility cloak and that they could see someone picking their nose.
This brought up two things in my mind:

1) I know my car is not an invisibility cloak. However, I don't know you. I probably don't care about you. Why would it matter if you see me pick my nose? There was a booger up there, and it was really uncomfortable and goddamnit i'm gonna yank it the fuck out. Look away if it offends you! Who asked you to be looking directly into my car ANYWAY? Exactly. No one. Although my car may not be an invisibility cloak, it is MY car with MY tinted windows - therefore, it should be my own private space. I'll pick my nose if i wanna. It's not like you're gonna hop out of your car and tell me it's disgusting is it? Good, pipe down.

2) I wonder why we all seem to find nose picking so disgusting when we all do it ourselves. I mean, watching this woman do it grosssssssed me out. But then I was like "wait on, I do it. Lots. I have lots of boogers that need picking." and I came to a conclusion - i SWEAR it is the angle of the finger. your hand / fingers always seem to make some sort of like, claw-esque shape that's just repulsive, like they're gauging out something from their brain. or maybe its the fact that boogers are sticky and then they get on your fingers (at least use a tissue to deposit them in, please).

on another note (that's really the same note) - have you ever had those boogers you've gone for and you can literally feel them stretching out from practically your brain? they're the most satisfying ones.

xS.

phantom pms

2010-11-07T01:33:00.000-07:00

does anyone else ever get this? i'm not due for like, another 2 weeks but for some reason right now i feel tense and grumpy and have mysterious period pains. Is this like, a common thing or is there something wrong with me? :\

xS.

nevermind.

2010-11-02T05:31:00.000-07:00

i love you.

hello

2010-11-02T04:13:00.000-07:00

i'm back, hola ciao bonjour g'day etc etc.
well.
here is what you've missed:
- back in australia
- have a real job
- a boyfriend
- my fringe is back in town

that's about all really. nothing is happening, i am grumpy as fuck so i'm restarting my blog to fulfill it's original purpose - a place where i can bitch and moan about who i want, when i want, and without really giving a fuck.

Xan:

2010-08-30T13:57:00.000-07:00

Elle McPherson: ...now do we keep the girl who works hard for the shot or the girl with so much potential who's wasting it?
Xan: and a bit of a mustache...

Elle McPherson: Kirsty. You are no longer in the running to win Britain's next top model.
Xan: going to the bathroom to get that razor....

at long fucking last

2010-08-28T13:15:00.000-07:00

i'm staying somewhere with proper internet.
and wild things have happened.
i went travelling around Europe with Sarah, I've dyed my hair, and I think - don't quote me on this, but I think I'm possibly falling for someone.

going back to Sydney in under a week to do some shooting, getting very excited.

ENK LDN

2010-06-03T18:14:00.000-07:00

yoyoyo, shout out to my friends' collective

http://enkldn.blogspot.com

check it out yo.

xS.

birthdayy

2010-06-01T08:22:00.000-07:00

woke up to heidi sitting on my bed, on this - the day of my 19th birthday. shit's been pretty bangin' over here in london, we've been out a couple of times including the other night to this dubrave night in an old parking lot which was pretty fun - sick venue.

anyway, it's been pretty fun. going out tonight for my birthday in the new top that heidi bought me (leopard print chloe top! soo cute)

having a wild 'un! ^_^

2010-05-25T04:36:00.000-07:00

via http://izabelizabel.blogspot.com/

2010-05-24T20:39:00.000-07:00

@ cast party for "the flip" (working title)

lots of lols ensued especially with that hat. I don't remember who's it was, or where I came across it, but gosh-darn i'm happy i did!

xS.

another suntin suntin

2010-05-24T19:37:00.000-07:00

thing i'm workin' on with some bros, this is a rough edit of the opening titles with animation still to come etc.

badass, no?

2010-05-19T07:43:00.000-07:00

just a little suntin' suntin'

actually

2010-05-19T06:09:00.000-07:00

here's just a little more procrastination before I get into the cleaning,
I had this really weird feeling the other day. Like, truly bizarre. i'd been at a shopping mall with my Mum, and just walking along talking etc, and we went outside in the rain to go to the car and I looked down at my hair and for a split second I had this almost 3rd person view of me, and for about 3 minutes everything felt so REAL. Like i'd been just reading about someone and suddenly I'd fallen into their world, I was suddenly so very conscious of the fact that I was alive, that all my muscles were connected to my joints and were making me move, that I was getting wet in the rain - everything just really kind of made sense and I was really thinking about it all. Then I started having a sort of mild silent panic attack just thinking that this is my life and i don't like being alive and I don't like being this aware of it all.
Anyway, I calmed myself down and the feeling went away - but still it was a completely bizzare feeling.

Have you ever had anything like that? Comment/formspring if you have 'cause i'd be interested to know.

p.s i got a flu shot yesterday!

tough as guts, i know.

cleaning

2010-05-19T06:03:00.000-07:00

for the next hour in order to start packing for LONDON. i'm so nervous, not so much about getting there but the 24 hour flight.

last time i went to L.A i pretty much cried from boredom, so hopefully this won't be as bad. i'm going to bring a couple of good books and read and nap for most of it i'd say.

fuuu-
my two fave things:
1) my new gym shirt, so comfy and so perfect for gymming
2) yuri pleskun, whattahottie. ganna marry him some day, just sayin'.

wish me luck cleaning!
xS.

2010-05-18T08:45:00.001-07:00

hahahah i'm a gay man in a womans body.

one thing that annoys me

2010-05-17T07:34:00.000-07:00

pet names.
unless they're interesting / joking names (e.g sugartits, sweetcheeks etc) pet names are NOT APPROPRIATE.
don't 'babe' me - especially if we're not together or whatever. it just gets on my nerves.
oh! and patronizing babe? you know those girls are like "um babe maybe you should like back off" it's like - don't fucking babe me, we're not friends, you have no fucking right to talk to me like that.

grrr.

on another note, this is from a test I did with my bro Ben, there's a whole bunch I can't wait to get the raw files!
x

NEED.

2010-05-11T02:40:00.000-07:00

fyi everyone my birthday is coming up and i need these tracksuit pants, thanks.

fave party song

2010-05-08T00:50:00.000-07:00

gets me in the mooooodddd.

okay so

2010-05-07T22:00:00.000-07:00

I was reading the paper and there's this one column about plus sized models & not getting treated fairly at RAFW (equal shows etc) and THEN she says "stick thin models and equally thin heads". WELL. If it's not enough to be insulting the industry she now goes out and assumes that models are stupid, this fucking annoyed me. A lot.

It's ridiculous for this middle aged decrepit woman to be making assumptions about models like not being smart purely because of the industry we've chosen. Granted, I've met some models who aren't quite all there, but none that have ever lived up to this stereotype of the dumb model - most have been very smart, particularly about business decisions as you have to be in this industry.

So not only is this woman saying plus sized models should be in fashion week (seriously guys, I've posted about this one before. The whole point of RAFW is the CLOTHES hence the big "F" in the acronym for "FASHION" - not models! Plus sized models are fine but when it comes to catwalk girls should be thinner. And I know i'm bound to get comments here saying that I'm not thin, but I don't care that's not relevant here - I'm not plus sized either) but now she's making her assumptions public therefore I'd say almost definitely influencing the readers' opinions and thats just ridiculous. If it was fact? Go ahead. But I don't want some frumpy old witch ruining our reputations whilst having no idea about us.

Also, her last name is "Horin", like "Whorein'" .... think about it.

hey creeps

2010-05-07T01:34:00.000-07:00

pics of the Ms couture show today from RAFW!

2010-05-04T03:56:00.001-07:00

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=114423165259878

MY FAREWELL PARTY!

look out london! C:

JME & TEMPZ

2010-05-01T20:25:00.001-07:00

fresh song, hella fucking catchy - but it's jme & tempz, how could it not be?! Champs.

eminem

2010-04-30T23:44:00.001-07:00

is by far the hottest celebrity out imo. the naughty naughty things i would do to that man.
he's talented as fuck too, he's generally amazing. i actually love him. i would go total fangirl were i ever to meet him and probably be arrested for sexual assault or something.

he's the best!
& his new song "not afraid" is sick.
but i love his cameo in Lil' Wayne's "Drop the World" haha

It hurts, but I never show this pain you’ll never know
If only you could see just how lonely and how cold
And frostbit I’ve become, my back’s against the wall
When push come to shove, I just stand up and scream “F*ck ‘em all”

Man, it feels like these walls are closing in
This roof is caving in, up its time to razor-thin
Your days are numbered like pagers and
My book of rhymes, got ‘em cookin’, boy
This crooked mind of mine got ‘em all
Shook and scared to look in my eyes
I stole that f*ckin’ clock
I took the time and I
Came up from behind
And pretty much snuck up
And butt-f*cked this game up
Better be careful when you bring my name up
F*ck this fame, that ain’t what
I came to claim but the game
Ain’t gonna be the same on the day that I leave it
But I swear one way or another I’ma make these f*ckin’ haters believe that
I swear to God, won’t spare the rod
I’m a man of my word, so your f*ckin’ heads better nod
Or I’ma f*ck around in this bitch and roast everybody
Sleep on me, that pillow is where your head’ll lie
Permanently, bitch, it’s beddy-bye
This world is my Easter egg, yeah, prepare to die
My head is swole, my confidence is up
This stage is my pedestal
I’m unstoppable, incredible
Hope you’re trapped in my medicine ball
I could run circles around you so fast your f*ckin’ head’ll spin, dog
I split your cabbage and your lettuce and olives
I’ll f*ckin’

lucero - nights like these

2010-04-30T07:12:00.001-07:00

It's nights like these that make me sleep all day
It's nights like these that make you feel so far away
It's nights like these when nothing is for sure
It's nights like these I don't want you anymore
And I've only got this one wish
That I was good enough to make you forget
The only boy who ever broke your heart
Cause nights like these tear me apart
It's nights like these the sad songs don't help
It's nights like these your heart's with someone else
It's nights like these I feel like giving up
It's nights like these I don't seem to count for much
The beer tastes like blood and my mouth is numb
I can't make the words I need to say
She had a weakness for writers
And I was never that good at the words anyways

fuck, such a good song. lyrics are beautiful.

had a nice

2010-04-27T01:42:00.000-07:00

day for the self esteem today! despite the fact i've got the sniffles and a red face as a result, my self esteem had a nice boost today!
firstly on the train some guy (Robert) started hitting on me with the original line of "Let me ask you something, why are you so beautiful for?"
To which i replied "um... genetics?". He was sweet - so I felt bad but like, sorry bro - not interested.
So that to start with was nice, in a way.

Secondly, I was walking home and this gay guy comes up to me and goes "Excuse me, sorry, I just had to tell you honey - your legs are ah-maazing!"

No one has ever just come up to me on the street and complimented me before! It was fucking nice, haha. RULED.

2010-04-26T10:48:00.001-07:00

IN LUST from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

ok ok ok ok ok

2010-04-26T10:28:00.001-07:00

so, there's no news here but the big thing driving me insane these days is boys. boys boys boys. can't live with them, certainly definately can't live without them. AMIRITE LADIES?

anyway so. i'm leaving the country soon and suddenly since announcing i want to gtfo of sydney, a whole heap of guys have suddenly registered interest. Why? I don't understand. Is it so they can quickly lay claim on me & keep me in some pathetic empty long distance relationship? Is it because they know I'm leaving so won't want to be committed and therefore the game is "on"? Or (and this one seems most likely) are they just complete and utter fucking idiots?

I'll tell you what for though, they're doing my head in.

Like one, we hooked up (KISSING EVERYONE, NOT FUCKING), went out one day and he hasn't really mentioned it again except for little things that would suggest maybe he does want to see me again but if this is the case - please be clear about it because I don't deal with hints too well.

THAN-Q.
p.s my bedroom smells of mothballs. nummy!

i'm baaaaacccckkk

2010-04-26T10:15:00.001-07:00

2009-11-23T23:57:00.000-08:00

okay so, arm injuries.
i hurt the inside of my left elbow on friday night - nothing much, just a graze. but it hurts SO much.
like unbelieveably :'(

i can't straighten my arm!!

its sad cause the thing intself is like nothing. just hurts heaps

2009-11-22T17:08:00.001-08:00

my last post was 3 months ago, sorry- that was because i temporarily re-located to tumblr. but i have now decided that there is room in my life for two blogs, i shouldn't have to be judging one or the other - i should embrace the both of them!
so, tumblr is now for things i find that spark my interest, and blogger is about my days, my friends & will hold my photographs - as it was originally intended to do!

So.
the past few months.
i think i've been a bit crazy. actually, i've been completely on another planet - not myself. i think being in new york really shook me up, i miss it. but right now i'm trying to get my shit together. going to the gym, losing weight, and right now i'm doing work experience at a post production house. although, its quiet this week so i'm blogging instead.

also, christina ricci can be really really hot sometimes. like, really hot.

my hair is still blonde, which upsets me. i really want to change it.
i want to change my hair and lose weight, thats the aim of the game in my life atm.

anyways,
this has been a long post. so i'll leave you with my tumblr link!
welcome back to blogger, sophy!

http://sophyjones.tumblr.com

am thinking of starting another blog instead of this one. it feels a bit stale.

r.i.p daul kim.

2009-08-16T07:06:00.001-07:00

2009-08-16T01:38:00.001-07:00

2009-08-14T21:38:00.001-07:00

damn, neighbours produces some good lookin' blokes. Fuck yeah James Sorensen.

2009-08-11T03:12:00.000-07:00

hahaha dick shoes

2009-08-10T21:13:00.001-07:00

Oren Lavie - Her Morning Elegance
Uploaded by IgnitionVM. - See the latest featured music videos.

some killer video the song is 'Her Morning Elegance' by Oren Lavie. Super beautiful.

2009-08-03T21:14:00.001-07:00

i'm lonely, and i'm sick of trying to be an 18 year old girl and playing several roles. mother, provider of food, psychiatrist, lover - it's so hard and it's making me so tired.
meanwhile, it's my last night in new york and the girls who befriended me and told me they loved me are out somewhere, godknows where - and it's like, thanks guys.

i bought lucy and sarah presents today, and i can't wait to get home and see them.

i miss australia.

2009-07-25T21:30:00.001-07:00

the make-up sex reminded me why we broke up in the first place

2009-07-21T17:41:00.000-07:00

can you believe this girl is only 15? talk about natural born beauty... she looks amazing! love you gerda

2009-07-21T17:34:00.000-07:00

- from the mishka lookbook: guy in the middle is dan felton <3 oh my god yes.
yes, yes OH YES.
this whole blog is now about him. okay?
he is like the first good looking male model i've seen in a looong time. so thats a nice first.
he's from london, based in NY and his tatts are fucking BAD ass.

and i want to make that shirt!! hot!!

yes dan felton, yes.

2009-07-20T21:07:00.000-07:00

okay - so i know this is early, but i'm so so excited for january.
luc and i have decided we're going to go on a road trip and just take a FUCKLOAD of pictures documenting our trip over like 7 days. it'll be badass - high summer, beaches, and just us driving around in the car through the south coast and maybe out west a little bit? it'll be sick.

we'll probably end up sleeping in the car instead of motels because we'll be broke due to all the alcohol we'll be consuming (but no drinking driving! disposable breath tests every morning pls)

i'm so excited, it's going to be so fun! we'll plan out our route, and we're thinking we'll start a blog a week before we leave starting documenting the packing process, our map & planned route and whatever else. We're pretty stoked on life right now - it's going to be awesome.

this shit is going to r00l!
crazy ladies, windows down, too many cameras to count, chewing gum and 7-eleven slurpees. Life in Jan? FUCK YES.

p.s this pic is awesome

2009-07-19T19:57:00.000-07:00

so excited - redoing my budget this wk so i can afford a couple of new cameras! this is my last week of personal training so next week i'll be able to schedule in some more money.
i want a fuji instax7 (the white one) and either a holga or a diana. I'm thinkig the holga cause you can get a bunch of sick accessories for it lke a screw on fisheye lens (my fisheye doesn't seem to want to work properly) which will bring my collection up to:
- digi SLR (sony alpha350)
- film SLR (nikon -thanks dad)
- fisheye2 (lomography)
- polaroid (spectra - big instant)
- small film (holga/diana)
- small digi (samsung - pink!)
- instax (small instant)

a total of 7 cameras
boy i love cameras, i don't even use them that much! i just like them.
maybe when i get those i'll start a new blog just for my photos, i'm pretty excited. there's a pretty sweet camera store on 7th near my house so I'll be hittin' them up this wk.

I was going to buy myself a cheeseburger as a reward for personal training but i'm thinking new cameras is better.

this also means no new clothes for most of my trip, only if i absolutely love love love something or find some cute ass heels. so excited!

also

righteous tatt

2009-07-06T10:28:00.000-07:00

missin' on my lady friend

even though i'm definately more of the lady. look at that snarl! brutal bitch.

so yeah, i've just been chillin' around in NYC. i have the most burnt feet EVER because i'm a retard (obviously) and forgot to put sunblock on my feet. Also, forgot that even if you're not on the beach you CAN get burnt - so didn't re-apply on my back after the beach and the rest (as they say) is history.

going to warped in a couple of weeks with my roommate Ashley - that will be freakin' sweeeeeet me thinks. I'm stoked to experience this place from a perspective other than a tourists. I'm so thankful every single day for this oppurtunity.
I dunno if i'll come back though, like i obviously LOVE this city but it's just a weird scene. I dont know, maybe I just haven't found mine though. i'm thinking of getting my visa all sorted properly and maybe apply to the art schools here or summit just for kicks you know?

also note to self: here are things i want to buy
-black & white striped maxi dress
-coral onsie
-an alternative pair of heels
-baggy striped t-shirt
-cheap shit

sorry about the severe lack of blogging too, my internet just got back like 3 days ago.

it's so incredible that someone so unforgettable thinks that i am unforgettable too.

2009-06-12T14:28:00.000-07:00

annaleigh just left!! I AM OUTRAGED.

2009-06-12T14:08:00.000-07:00

day two was remarkably better than day one. not nearly as homesick and starting to get along with the girls better, it's friday and i'm not working tomorrow so Sharina is taking me out tonight, i'm going to her friends apartment down near Battery Park in an hour or so to get ready to go to a concert & party. Very excited!

I want to go shopping down fifth tomorrow, just to stand there for a while and take some photos, i took some today too and I'll upload them to my facebook (if you're not my friend it's Sophy Isabel Godsell Jones - send me a message cause i have add as friend turned off).

it's so much better when i'm not just trying to distract myself from being homesick haha, so tonight will be fun! :D

i was supposed to do a test shoot today but after 2 hours after i got there the photographer STILL hadn't got there, and i think no-ones heard from her still. So, i hope she's okay cause that made me really nervous about being here haha.

right now though, it's 7.20am and i'm sitting on the couch now watching america's next top model - my god i hate tyra banks.

but this is my favourite, annaleigh - i hope she wins. i like her name too.

she looks amazing

2009-06-11T20:38:00.001-07:00

so, it's the end of my first day. i'm going to sleep in like 20 minutes for my first test tomorrow, not paid work but so exciting. i'm hungry too. but all the food in the house is other peoples, so thats gay.

it's a fantastic apartment too - two levels, two bedrooms (mine has 6 beds in it in the form of 3 bunk beds), clean and nice etc. I went and got my hair done today, got my 'bangs' (haha) cut and my hair conditioned - so that was nice and relaxing. So jetlagged though.

Last night was great too, Sharina took us out but I left early - I was home at like 1am and sleep by 1.30 - Sharina and Heidi got home at like 6 apparently. Those girls sure party hearty. Can't wait for the weekend! :D

i'm not sure about groceries, I think i have to buy my own - So i'll also buy a big texta and label everything, cause I swear one of my roommates came back today wearing my blazer and i was like "was that mine?" and she's like "no i don't think so." ... gr. haha.

I'm so awkward at the minute as well, I always am around new people. I just don't know what to say - and if i say what I want - will they hate me? Or what? And i just realised, i should have bought my sequin leggings with me. Damnit. I feel like theres so many clothes i should have bought but didn't, and that i bought so much stuff i shouldn't have. Haha.

Goddamnit!

I miss you Australia

<3

2009-06-10T17:17:00.000-07:00

okay! so my flight went well, i'm now sitting in the apartment in new york with my new flatmates and everything is sweet.

The flight was easy and i watched like 8 tv shows and a million movies, but I'm here. I'm so excited to be here! Ah!
I'm homesick and lonely at the same time though and I already miss everyone, just knowing I won't see you all for like 2 months.

i bought a camera in duty free, i'll take pictures and post. i've got a few at the minute but I can't be bothered posting them yet, but i will. Reesssstt assured I will.

paranoia

2009-06-09T03:38:00.000-07:00

it's been a while blog-readers, howdy.
this blog serves one purpose - to relieve me of guilt that is accompanied by my paranoia that my plane will crash and i (amongst many others) will die a slow gruesome death. So, this is written so I can say the things I haven't said in the event that may happen.

I am happier than I have ever been in my life. I love every single person I am friends with, whether we're close or whether we hardly talk. You have all made my life so much better, I can't believe I ever hated it so much.

Lucy and Sarah - you two are my girls. I love you guys so much you mean the world to me, I don't know how I'm going to do these two months without you, but know that you'll get great souvenirs. Because I am a nice person.

Meghan - I love you. You're one of the only people I know that I can talk to about anything, and always always get up to mischief and have a laugh with you.

To everyone else - to avoid anyone getting pissy I won't put up any other names in case i forget you. But i love you all, and I'm so sad to be leaving you all, but I'm excited too. so. Lets see how it all goes.

I'll be keeping my blog updated with various ventures and photographs hopefully containing new friends, if i make any. It's not exactly my area of expertise.

Just had my last shower and cleaned my make-up out of the bathroom in preparation. Some of you keep telling me to focus on the fun I'll have but it's hard, i've never been an independant girl and so this is a very big and new thing for me, so be nice okay?

Love you all, see you in 2 months! :D

2009-06-02T02:37:00.001-07:00

this made me laugh so much, did you know they've banned Scientologists from altering Wikipedia entries?!

any i.p address they can trace to a known scientologist gets automatically rejected.
Serious laughing.

2009-06-02T00:13:00.000-07:00

okay so i was doing a shoot today
and for the irst time ever in my life, i got motion sickness! we were shooting on a boat and i was sitting there staring at the water and suddenly i got sooo hot and just felt like i was about to throw up.

it was awful!
couldn't eat anything the rest of the day cause i fellt so sick, it fucking sucked so much.

i never have anything to blog about anymore! this is so lame

x

2009-05-29T02:07:00.000-07:00

finally i've reached my LAST WEEKEND EVER of illegality (in australia)
i am... SO excited to turn 18 it's not even funny. but it sucks that I get 10 days of being able to do whatever i want and likewise GO wherever i want. but, for now, iiiiiiiiiits AWESOME :D

i don't actually have anything to blog about .. soo ...

http://sophyjones.tumblr.com

2009-05-26T01:21:00.001-07:00

so pretty much today ruled.
purely cause i got my license this morning! :D
i can drive wherever i want
whenever i want
by myself
OR with whoever i want!

life = awesome & fun. Duh.

2009-05-24T07:47:00.000-07:00

(386): That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
(954): Apparently hers is a theme park.